If we inquire, we find that nearly all the kingdoms of the world have been overthrown by women.
Malleus Maleficarum (The Witch Hammer), Heinrich Kramer
If we inquire, we find that Heinrich Kramer needs to stop embarrassing himself. I had to set an entire (large) jar of newt eyes a-rolling on my behalf after reading this.
Thank you but our concern with the kingdoms of this realm is minimal. We leave that destruction to the churning of the Wheel of Time (<3 u, Wheelie). We are well occupied by Mysteries that have little to do with the Sightless concept of power. Psh. As though kingdoms do not dismantle themselves.
—2012 New York City Drinking Water Supply and Quality Report
July 7, 2014 at 10:56pm
Your next home. #phoenecia (at Phoenicia, New York)
"Why is it that men in positions of authority, like this college administrator, like George F. Will, would rather believe their own distant social impressions than the word of a woman asking for help?"
now with extra hops
This beer tastes a little bunny.
(Source: addelburgh, via hazal)
Tweets concerning UCSB shooting, misogyny, and masculinity by Imran Siddiquee, Director of Communications for The Representation Project, the organization behind Miss Represenation and the soon-to-be-released documentary The Mask You Live In
Subway Etiquette (Taken from Life)
DON’T: eat an entire container of Greek yogurt by scooping it out with your finger, dipping it into the side fruit-holster, and licking your finger. Then back to the subway pole, then back to your yogurt. DON’T: file your nails with the metal attachment of a Swiss Army knife, creating a visible dust of nail filings on your leather pants and the surrounding seats, and brush that onto other passengers when you stand up.
DO: stand or sit quietly reading a book or staring off into the distance.
MAYBE: look around furtively, pull a tiny nip of whiskey out of your shirt pocket, and enjoy it while you read Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier.
all it takes is one person with a marker pen and the will to do good to turn a killer whale into a kitten whale